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Ik kan altijd wel lachen met zo'n soort wiskunde/fysica humor.
Deze heb ik meteen aan mijn signature toegevoegd
Conserve energy: Commute with a Hamiltonian
Enkele van mijn andere favorieten uit het physics stukje:
Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
Q: What do you call the sum of the diagonal elements of the tensor of inertia?
A:The spur of the moment.
Q. Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta?
A. Because Zeta Eta Theta!
A math&physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling. The onlookers were worried, so they asked him why the smile. "I just realized how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared."
Q: Why did the employer force his employees to walk between highvoltage plates before entering the work place?
A: Because he didn't want any unionized workers.
QUARK: Sound made by duck with speech impediment.
MESON: Member of secret sub-atomic society.
MU MESON: Bovine member of above society.
RELATIVITY: A gathering of family members.
ASTEROID BELT: Used to keep the asteroids in place.
PARADIGM: Twenty cents.
MAX PLANCK: The biggest board you can find.
Entropy isn't what it used to be...
A bar walks into a man. Oops. wrong frame of reference
There are only three laws of nature, and one exception.
1) F=ma; 2) E=m(c squared); 3) You can't push a rope
From these three laws all others can be derived.
THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS for Sanitation Engineers
0th: There is ****.
1st: You can't get rid of it.
2nd: It gets deeper.
3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking
